In November 2006 Democrats took over both houses of Congress. My purpose in acknowledging this shift in the American political scene is to point out what has happened between then and now.
1. Leading Democrats created the housing crisis by supporting loans to folks who could not pay those loans back. Fannie Mae & Freddy Mac are now synonymous with corruption and greed.
Follow the money
2. Democrats fight against our troops and the war effort in Iraq and resist the surge
Our troops fought the enemy (The Democrats forever lost my vote over this issue)
3. Democrats support gay Marriage.
How can we expedite the destruction?
4. Democrats attempt to find what ever loophole their may be in order to benefit those who murder American kids. Planned Parent Hood
5. The United States Congress has the lowest public approval ratings in U.S. history.
George W, you're not alone!
6. Bill Clinton (This man would have been a great guest of the Jerry Springer show.)
Dignity at its finest
7. And how can we forget Hillary Clinton's harrowing tarmac experience:
“Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, Linda Tripp, Jennifer Flowers and Kathleen Willey” were all seen running away from the tarmac. They were well organized, I am lucky to have survived!”
Not!
7. Tim Mahoney “ We must restore moral clarity!”
I did not have 3 affairs with those women!
8. Democrats vilify an American citizen
We just love to hate Palin
9. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi simply put, are completely insane!
"The Nut Hut!"
I felt a little Rush.
What is this damned thing on my head?
“I Kill you!” Nothing changed
10. Our next president’s friends. (Has anyone seen my white relatives or Arab relatives at any of my rallies?)
How are you hating today?
I never got caught!
I want to be in your cabinet too!
11. The entire mentality of the Democrat Party encapsulated and on full display via one man. I give you Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Count Blago
12. Senator designate Roland Burris
Tweedle dee, tweedle dumb!
Look out Senate cause here I come!
13. Caroline Kennedy tripped into the spot light from her perch in Camelot
You don't remember how cute I was, really?
Hey Caroline, do you know where I can get a case of moonshine?
14. Governor Richardson, “What position do you have for me?” Oops, I forgot to tell you that Governor Blagojevich was hooking me up down in New Mexico?
I'm off to see the Wizard.
15. Al Franken…..Hey were getting pretty good at stealing these elections especially after we figured out what we did wrong in 2004 down in Florida. Here is all you have to do: recount the votes but, make sure that every mistake you create is in your favor.
Successfully creepy
16. When acorns used to be food for the chipmunk
I just did it to get paid, you know what I'm saying?
17. Vice President elect Joe Blooper, I mean Biden.
I laugh at my own jokes regularly
18. Thirty years ago Liberals said, "we are responsible for causing a new Ice Age because of our horrible treatment of the environment.
We have to get the cows to pass more gas!
19. Al Gore on global warming......"We have to figure out how to make penguins pee ice"
20. And finally
What medications are you currently taking and how long have you been a Democrat?
Liberals and Democrats make no sense at all neither does our country anymore. Anyone else see the connection between what happened to our domestic policies after the congressional elections of 2006?

Oh where oh where have the Conservatives gone? Oh where oh where can they be?