Posted by
Jeff Morton on Saturday, April 26, 2008 2:44:23 PM
Well folks, we got a serious problem in the former
Republican Party. Recapping this week, the sound bite of presidential hopeful,
John McCain keeps trouncing around my synopsis: “I will bring every pressure to
bear that I can to stop it!” This brilliant statement was made in opposition to
Linda Daves’ (North Carolina Republican Party Chairman) refusal to stop running
a truthful ad about Senator Obama. Rightly so, her response was, “Contrary to
any media reports, the ‘Extreme’ ad will run as scheduled next week. There has
never been any intention to pull the ad and it will air.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQmxulXyys&feature=related
Linda Daves is one of the current members of the former
Republican Party.
Based on John McCain’s combatant attitude to his own party
and due to his insistence on bending over backwards to please the lunatics of
our society, I am officially offering the Senator a new name, 'John McInsane.'
Due to Senator McCain’s position on global warming, illegal
aliens, the border, the confederate flag his never ending conservative
liberalism and his blatant disrespect for the true conservative, I would ask
him to consider the apropos name change so that the voter can readily identify
him come November. The Liberals and Democrats could readily cast their vote.
The folks in Florida, especially those who vote Democrat will not have any
confusion with “chads” and the former Republican Party members can tune into
one of the Sci-Fi Channels week long marathon programming of Dark Shadows!
(Perhaps the folks at USA network can schedule this for those of you who are
refusing to vote)
Yup, “John McInsane” has a nice ring to it. Think of the
commercials and ad campaign potential, the guest appearances on Saturday Night
Live. Just think, the number one
“vidiot” John Stewart of the Daily Show could ask the following question:
Senator McInsane is Barack Hussein Obama a cousin to the McInsane family, too?
Airhead Huffington would finally be able to identify completely with her
insanity and those pink people could endorse McInsane as the new code of
reason!
In other words, John McInsane or our Manchurian candidate
could finally exhibit the brainwashing that occurred during his captivity with
out impunity. Now before you jump all over me for that statement ask yourself,
how can John McInsane be so liberal as a conservative? I simply am proposing a
possibility is all. I do have great respect for his service to our country and
all that he endured, just getting a bit tired of the reliance on it,
I personally have adopted this name for the Senator from
Arizona and wonder how in this life to cast a vote for this man? I would rather
be sitting in the Mohave Desert, in 125 degree heat, pounding nails into my
toes! That would make me insane or a John McInsane voter. I suppose I could get
drunk, haven’t done that for years. I really don’t know what to do.
I have already told Satan that his hell would be frozen and
he would be looking for a blanket before I cast a vote for Silly Hillary.
Barack Hussein (in sheep’s clothing) Obama is just a non entity to me so, my
God, my God please don’t forsake America! Perhaps our current presidential
campaign is a judgment of the Almighty. Perhaps the insane direction of our
country is ripe for Senator John McInsane…were in trouble folks, we really are! Oops! (I did not realize that John McInsane is already quite popular!)